trains, planes and automobiles (sha la la)

if this plane would only go down, it wouldn't take me so far away from you or if terrorists were to kidnap me, i'd ask them please could they take you too then we could go away to an exotic place and they would throw us away in a cell and maybe they would take all our clothes and maybe they would leave us alone and we could sha la la if this train would only derail then i could turn around and i'd come right back if i could summon a horse with the call of my whistle then i would gallop along the tracks then i would make my way back to the station and maybe you'd still be there waitin hoping my plans might fall through wishin i'd ride off into the sunset with you and we'd go sha la la if i went by boat i'd hope it wouldn't float and if i left you by car i wouldn't want to drive very far and if i had to walk away, i'd hope my legs fell off so i could crawl back to you and say sha la la la la la la la